OH someone kill me now!!! As my fingers tap on this keyboard that delivers these lovely letters to....whoever, I am being attacked by skunk or at least it's stench!!! OMFG!!! it SOOOOO reeks like hell!!!! OMG!!! There must be a skunk around the house/neighbourhood because the first hint of skunk and I shut the windows but apparently their stench can seep thru walls cuz it is F%$#&NG INTENSE in here. It is about 2:45am and I am slowly dying from skunk smell! Of all the ways to die I did not expect this! It's not like I can air out the place since it's coming from out there, and I can't shut one of the rooms off cuz it's coming from all directions, so ppl....I am dying a slow, horrible, choking death. NASTY NASTY NASTY! I didn't realize skunks had that strong of a smell....or that there was even an abundance of them in Vancouver!! Yea, believe it, there's alot of them around just wandering the city looking for their next victim, two legged or 4. I just saw one the other day in almost broad daylight (it was like 8pm) on someone's lawn coming towards me and this other lady behind me with a dog....I scurried away so fast! Holy crap....back to the problem at hand...unfortunately I am not blissfully asleep avoiding this horrid stench (altho even if i was I'd probably be woken up by it) so all I can do now is sit here and whine....to the imaginary ppl I think that reads this blog. God save me!



Wait! I'm not Christian.....I mean BUDDHA SAVE ME NOW!!!